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LOCAL BAR NOT HAUNTED

LOCAL BAR NOT HAUNTED

Evening News reporters ‘gutted’ at losing potential story A Leith Public House has been found to be no more haunted than Sir Cliff Richards’s underwear drawer it has emerged. Evening news reporters were said to be ‘Incandescent with rage’ at the thought of losing a potential story that could have kept them in business for… Continue Reading →

I’M NOT FLATULENT!

-Mcdonald hits back over holyrood roof claim. Flatulent SMP Margo McDonald hit back angrily at reports in the press that she is to blame over the current roof debaucle at Holyrood. Speaking exclusively to the Shavers weekly, The Scotsman, Attitude Magazine, Practical Fishkeeping, Cigar Afficiando and The Daily Record  McDonald flatly denied that her arse was… Continue Reading →

VORDERMAN MUST DIE!

VORDERMAN MUST DIE!

WEEKLY EDITOR’S CHILLING XMAS MESSAGE Shavers Weekly editor and former Scottish octopus wrestling champ, Mr Frank F.W de Simpson has informed loyal Weekly readers that Countdown Queen CarolVorderman must die. OLD BOOT Speaking at a hastily convened press conference outside Alphabet Video in Marchmont he told enthralled Scotsman journalists some harsh truths “It’s a natural… Continue Reading →