Tag Archives: pubs

EDITOR PUTS PRESSURE ON JACKSON

FULL DAY OUT DRINKING IN LEITH ENDS IN LITIGATION FOR POPSTAR. Adding to Michael Jackson’s woes this month is the news that Shavers weekly editor, Mr Frank ‘The Lithuanian’ Simpson is to sue him. KEBAB Speaking a hastily convened press conference outside Topkapi kebab house in Tollcross the 59 year old Scottish dumpling throwing champ outlined… Continue Reading →

DRINKING TOO MUCH??

DRINKING TOO MUCH??

Xmas is coming the geese are getting fat and so will you – you little porker! If you continue downing the oatmeal stout every night. Lets find out once and for all. This month the Weekly asks:- Horror of horrors!  – are you drinking too much? First a little about you: Age………………………………………………….. Sex………………………………………………….. Sexual preference……………………………….. Favourite position………………………………..… Continue Reading →

RACEY SIR CLIFF’S 42 FACTS YOU ALREADY NEW ALREADY ABOUT ‘BINGE DRINKING’

RACEY SIR CLIFF’S 42 FACTS YOU ALREADY NEW ALREADY ABOUT ‘BINGE DRINKING’

1. Binge drinking has been around for centuries and in the smokey, bawdy taverns of the 17th Century was known as ‘A right fucking laugh’ and ‘a great way to round of the weekend.’ 2. Strangely looked down upon by the government at the moment. Binge drinking supplies the same government with over 75% of… Continue Reading →