Try this extremely quick, no-nonsense test 1. You’re at a party In Treacle. Madonna comes up to you and asks to suck you off in the toilets do you: A) Quietly slip down another lager tops and oblige – being sure to give her proper direction at every stage. B) Accompany her to the toilet telling… Continue Reading →
Weekly columnist spotted in pub by Nakedblog. Drinking and Dogs. What more could you want! AROUND THE BARS Earlier this week – my, don’t the days all blend into one when you’re having such fun – earlier this week who should breeze into the Regent but a well-kennt refugee from the Port, Big Straight Al.… Continue Reading →
A well known bar in Blackfriars St has decided to change course after offering regular customers a water park themed smoking area. GINGER GENT Black Bo’s of Blackfriars St created a 540,000 gallon sea park out of their beer garden at the start of July and flew over a killer whale called Binkie and it’s… Continue Reading →
DOMS FLYER CONSIDERED ‘MORE IMPORTANT’ In a shock move sure to confuse royals, Shavers Weekly editor and Scottish Ant teasing champion, Frank Simpson, has decreed he will not attend the marriage of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles. DESPERATE The self made millionaire and stock car racing enthusiast made the shock announcement during a visit… Continue Reading →
FULL DAY OUT DRINKING IN LEITH ENDS IN LITIGATION FOR POPSTAR. Adding to Michael Jackson’s woes this month is the news that Shavers weekly editor, Mr Frank ‘The Lithuanian’ Simpson is to sue him. KEBAB Speaking a hastily convened press conference outside Topkapi kebab house in Tollcross the 59 year old Scottish dumpling throwing champ outlined… Continue Reading →
Xmas is coming the geese are getting fat and so will you – you little porker! If you continue downing the oatmeal stout every night. Lets find out once and for all. This month the Weekly asks:- Horror of horrors! – are you drinking too much? First a little about you: Age………………………………………………….. Sex………………………………………………….. Sexual preference……………………………….. Favourite position………………………………..… Continue Reading →
1. Binge drinking has been around for centuries and in the smokey, bawdy taverns of the 17th Century was known as ‘A right fucking laugh’ and ‘a great way to round of the weekend.’ 2. Strangely looked down upon by the government at the moment. Binge drinking supplies the same government with over 75% of… Continue Reading →