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DEAR EDITOR: FATHER GEOUFF!

DEAR EDITOR: FATHER GEOUFF!

YOU CONFESS. HE, HOWEVER…IS THINKING ABOUT WHERE HIS NEXT MEAL IS COMING FROM.. Dear Father Geouff! Does Andy Murray like scud? By e-mail, P.Ronaldson, Newhaven.   Yes, very much so Pete, the talented six footer rents an old aircraft hanger near Stirling to keep his vast selection of pornography his favourite titles are said to include … Continue Reading →

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: THE GREAT SMOKING DEBATE –  APRIL 2006

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: THE GREAT SMOKING DEBATE – APRIL 2006

Dear Sir, Having followed with some interest the correspondence regarding the impending smoking ban, I am disappointed that no-one thus far has considered the matter from the standpoint of the professional wino. Many of these colourful characters – whose antics as they rattle half-jaked around Hunter Square, shouting at parked cars and reeking of piss,… Continue Reading →