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FUNDAMENTALISTS NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT RELEGIOUS BIAS IN THE WEEKLY

FUNDAMENTALISTS NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT RELEGIOUS BIAS IN THE WEEKLY

HEADLINES CONTINUE TO GROW IN LENGTH! Responding to reports of religious favoritism in The weekly a group of fundamentalists have told reporters that they remain unmoved by the storm of protest. CONFLICT! “Lets all just relax and try to get on, here would you like a piece of my tangerine. Their really sweet and fresh… Continue Reading →

VORDERMAN MUST DIE!

VORDERMAN MUST DIE!

WEEKLY EDITOR’S CHILLING XMAS MESSAGE Shavers Weekly editor and former Scottish octopus wrestling champ, Mr Frank F.W de Simpson has informed loyal Weekly readers that Countdown Queen CarolVorderman must die. OLD BOOT Speaking at a hastily convened press conference outside Alphabet Video in Marchmont he told enthralled Scotsman journalists some harsh truths “It’s a natural… Continue Reading →

FANATICS BUM WEEKLY

SINISTER TERROR ATTACKS AT PLUSH OFFICES SHOCKS EDITOR The extremely plush Shavers weekly offices in Dunfermline have come under attack from what Editor Mr Frank F. W. de Simpson describes as ‘sinister mindless fanatics.’ Two separate incidents this month make worrying signs that the upmarket newspaper enjoyed by ordinary, sexually aware, families for generations may… Continue Reading →