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WEEKLY TO TAKE ON CLIMATE CHANGE WITH CLIMATE CHANGE

WEEKLY TO TAKE ON CLIMATE CHANGE WITH CLIMATE CHANGE

“Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” that’s the new stance taken by  Shavers weekly editor, Frank Simpson to help stop climate change. UNDERSTANDING Unveiling The Weekly’s new campaign against climate change he spoke from the heart  at a hastily convened press conference this morning. Speaking outside The Balfour Bar on… Continue Reading →

FUNDAMENTALISTS NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT RELEGIOUS BIAS IN THE WEEKLY

FUNDAMENTALISTS NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT RELEGIOUS BIAS IN THE WEEKLY

HEADLINES CONTINUE TO GROW IN LENGTH! Responding to reports of religious favoritism in The weekly a group of fundamentalists have told reporters that they remain unmoved by the storm of protest. CONFLICT! “Lets all just relax and try to get on, here would you like a piece of my tangerine. Their really sweet and fresh… Continue Reading →

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: THE GREAT SMOKING DEBATE –  APRIL 2006

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: THE GREAT SMOKING DEBATE – APRIL 2006

Dear Sir, Having followed with some interest the correspondence regarding the impending smoking ban, I am disappointed that no-one thus far has considered the matter from the standpoint of the professional wino. Many of these colourful characters – whose antics as they rattle half-jaked around Hunter Square, shouting at parked cars and reeking of piss,… Continue Reading →