WHY LEITH BEIGE ARE GETTING IT SO SO SO SO SO WRONG!

WHY LEITH BEIGE ARE GETTING IT SO SO SO SO SO WRONG!

with GUEST COLUMNIST SIR GEOFFREY BOYCOTT.

Stupid, stupid, absolutely stupid. Middleton – Stupid, Heinitz  absolutely Stupid. Cornie –Stupid! Mckean – absolutely stupid. Nonsense it’s all nonsense. In my day it wouldn’t have been so stupid. Back to basics is what these lads need to learn. Moxy – stupid! Bilson! – Stupid! Why oh why oh why oh why! Is it all so stupid! Getting beaten three in a row – Stupid! Schoolboy errors – stupid schoolboy errors at that. Bat on ball body behind it. Sloss – stupid!

NOT CLEVER

Needs a haircut. Linklater – Well what can you say -Very Stupid! Get to the pitch off the ball. Keep the head down. Don’t go making any rash strokes. The bowling – it’s stupid! It’s tired it’s lazy, just bloody lazy and a bit daft as well. You’ve got to be mentally ready to play. You’ve got to be right in the head – Middleton stupid-just stupid!

STUPID

This thing goes right down to management and the captains, the captains – McKean, Dicks – stupid! Waugh – Very stupid! The New BP logo – stupid!  The name Leith Franklin Beige absolutely stupid! No satellite in the clubhouse – stupid! Lager at £2.20 a pint – stupid! Hugo Fluendy – stupid! Buying a barbecue and then not having a barbecue – now that is stupid, what is the thinking behind that – oh no, no, no no, No, stupid, absolutely stupid etc etc and so on and so forth.

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