“Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” that’s the new stance taken by Shavers weekly editor, Frank Simpson to help stop climate change.
Unveiling The Weekly’s new campaign against climate change he spoke from the heart at a hastily convened press conference this morning. Speaking outside The Balfour Bar on Leith Walk he told assembled List Reporters “It has come to my notice that there is only language that mother nature understands. We have to fight fire with fire – I propose that we burn down the entire Amazon in one great blaze sometime next month – This will teach Mother Nature to try and mess. I feel this is the only way to show her that we simply won’t stand for this so called climate change. Or Global warming for that matter.”