WEEKLY TO LEAD ARMS RACE WITHIN TWO YEARS

HUGE LEAP FORWARD IN TECHNOLOGY PLACES WEEKLY IN WORLD SPOTLIGHT

After the news that The Shavers Weekly now has it’s own e-mail address. John Craven, Faye and ‘H’ from Steps are predicting that the little known and even less well-liked periodical could easily be leading the arms race within two years.

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Speaking on ‘This Morning’ promoting their newly formed pop band ‘Shaven Craven and the Gruesomes’ the plucky trio explained their fears to an enthralled Fern Britten. Manly Craven took the lead, commenting “Now that The Weekly have their own e-mail address It’s only a small step before they develop their own nuclear arsenal and climb to the top of the premier league as far as the arms race is concerned. We shouldn’t really be complacent here – you must remember that it was the Weekly that first invented the fish finger and introduced the world to combining the bacon roll with HP sauce – Mark my words these are not stupid people. This new e-mail is the tip of the iceberg, my experiences of presenting Newsround and Countryfile have alerted me to this.” ‘H’ was more reserved “Nice dress Fern, it really suits your very, very generous figure.” He commented. Philip Scholfield then shocked viewers by running his hand through his luxuriant silver hair and saying absolutely nothing.

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