1 Magnum likes his hole.
2 Magnum usually gets his hole.
3 Magnum’s helicoptering sidekick Roger E. Mosely rarely gets his hole.
4 Nobody knows or wants to know whether Higgins likes or gets his hole or not.
5 Magnum has use of a great big red shiny Ferrari which belongs to Rick Masters, who also owns the estate where Magnum lives.
6 Rick Masters owns Magnum’s ass.
7 Historically the number seven has had very little to do with witchcraft, dwarfism and the black arts.
8 Tom Selleck detests the word ‘fannyboy’.
9 If you wander around Calton Hill and the surrounding woodland area in the early hours of the morning you can hear and see ‘many a strange goings on’.
10 Kingussie boasts the least amount of cross dressers who are ‘out and proud’.