OH NO IT’S THE FESTIVAL WANKS

TIRED OLD HEADLINE GETS INCLUDED DESPITE BEST EFFORTS OF EDITORIAL STAFF

A genuinely tired Shavers Weekly editor, Frank Simpson,  apologised to regular readers yesterday at a hastily convened press conference held in the showroom of Grove Bedding in the Haymarket /Tollcross area.

"Stunned List reporters hear the news."

“With the “Oh No It’s The Festival Wanks!” I’ve created a monster that simply won’t go away.” He commented, “Everywhere I go come the month of July it haunts me. Grandparents, small children – nagging, asking, begging for a repeat of this genuinely tiresome headline. I now realise How Arthur Conan Doyle must have felt about Holmes – but without the fabulous wealth for compensation.”

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