OBAMA IN HOT WATER OVER HOOKER CLAIMS!

OBAMA IN HOT WATER OVER HOOKER CLAIMS!

New man on the block Barack Obama has come under considerable international pressure and disdain after claiming that TJ Hooker was more ‘valid’ and ‘significant’ than either Matt Houston or Magnum PI the Weekly can exclusively reveal!

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The statement, made during Lunch to his seven year old daughter just days after securing the presidency, was sure to stir international debate. It wasn’t long before world leaders reacted, Vladimir Putin was the first to react to the news he slammed Obama stating ‘This is an outrage! To even imply that William Shatners T.J. Hooker was more important than Tom Selleck’s magnum is outrageous – this just goes to show the inexperience of the man – anybody knows hairy chested taboo swilling Magnum could piss all over Shatner anyday! I am not familiar with Matt Houston – but I don’t need to be – Selleck – he is the man.’

Gordon Brown charged into the debate backing Matt Houston all the way. Yes well, You have to remember that Houston was a self made millionaire and was, well, acting out of sheer selflessness to society giving something back if you will. A great moustache, good physique and no corset. “When quizzed on the subject senator John McCain would neither condemn or condone obama’s comments he told the weekly “Look at em’ look at those golden little beauties! real tasty and less than 5% fat. I never give up! God bless america and god, bless, my oven chips!!”

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