LOCAL PROMOTER TO “SHUT UP”

LOCAL PROMOTER TO “SHUT UP”

Edinburgh citizens were delighted with the news yesterday that local promoter George “must have a chat” Duffin has plans to ‘shut up’ as part of his new Years resolutions.

TOTAL GASSER

Duffin was very available for comment at his home yesterday but as his new year resolution was not in place Weekly reporters thought it too dangerous to engage in any form of conversation.

PLUMMET

After The Shavers Weekly broke the exclusive to the national press yesterday 20% of the total value was knocked off BT share prices.

Leave a reply