“I GIVE IT SIX WEEKS”

“I GIVE IT SIX WEEKS”

Weekly editor’s outburst before Royal Wedding

Speaking at a hastily convened press conference outside A1 pets on Constitution Street Shavers Weekly editor and all round nice guy Mr Frank Simpson (59) has confused journalists from The Evening News, Scotsman,
The Skinny and even his 
own publication we can 
exclusively reveal!

GONORRHEA

Firstly he seemed to congratulate the royal couple Kate (Middsie) and Wills (baldy) but later in his convoluted statement seemed to think the marriage was domed “I give it six Liz Taylorweeks.” he commented towards the end of his four hour speech in which he had been taking frequent gulps from several bottles of Duvel Belgian lager (8.5%). He later cleaned up the situation explaining that he wasn’t referring to the royal duet but in fact the course of treatment he is undergoing for a sexually transmitted disease. “I’ve got a right dose of the gonny, pal.” he later explained intelligently.

Wills and Kate photo for the Shavers weekly

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