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ARTHURS SEAT

The Ancient volcano looks nothing like the description of a ‘giant penis’ in Scottish Tourist Pamphlets.

Who’s responsible:
Not The Weekly, don’t go calling us that’s for sure. Historic Scotland are the people you want to telephone immediately Tel: 0131 225 9846 (ask for wee Rab) alternatively if you have the Internet. www.historic-scotland.gov.uk

First Reported: Nov 1st 1995

Days passed: 2927

CONSTITUTION STREET

Bogus beggars posing as war veterans in order to fund their irresponsible all day drinking binges.

Who’s responsible:

Again, this is not the fault of The Weekly.

The council is responsible . Phone them now! On this number 0131 200 2000.

(ask for big Davie)

First Reported: Late ninties.

Days passed: Too many.

CENTRAL EDINBURGH

Idiots paying over £4 pounds for a single drink in Rick’s Bar in frederick street. When they could nip down to Stockbridge to Berts and have a pint for £1.89 or a large spirit and mixer for £2.10.

Who’s responsible:

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE!

As the customer you may vote with your feet and recieve value for money on a demand/supply basis.

First Reported: Just the other day.

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