HEADLINES CONTINUE TO GROW IN LENGTH!
Responding to reports of religious favoritism in The weekly a group of fundamentalists have told reporters that they remain unmoved by the storm of protest.
“Lets all just relax and try to get on, here would you like a piece of my tangerine. Their really sweet and fresh I picked it from my organic orchard this morning” commented spokesperson Meagan Yoghurt, “After all there’s only one world and we all have to live in it: man, woman, child. All differing race religions and creeds. If everybody just took a little more time to listen to other peoples arguments instead of acting rashly maybe there could de more calmness and serenity, we need more dialogue – anything can be solved by talking – maybe we should all just learn compromise with each other – I mean no one group can just expect others to march to the beat of their drum using force or god forbid terror could they? – That would just be stupid!,”
” What we really need is a great big melting pot – come on everybody relax – so yeah maybe the weekly is utter shite – but Just look at ‘The List’ – When was the last time you spent the £2.20 cover price and felt good about yourself? Help yourself to some ‘Death by chocolate’ cake I got it from Marks and Spencers their delicatessen section is just to die for.”
If only everyone could get along and give and take a bit more – the world would be a lot better place – that what we fundamentalists think – how about you? I wonder who will win the Formula 1 championship this year, I’ve always rather liked Rubens Barrichello.“