FUNDAMENTALISTS NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT RELEGIOUS BIAS IN THE WEEKLY

FUNDAMENTALISTS NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT RELEGIOUS BIAS IN THE WEEKLY

HEADLINES CONTINUE TO GROW IN LENGTH!

Responding to reports of religious favoritism in The weekly a group of fundamentalists have told reporters that they remain unmoved by the storm of protest.

CONFLICT!

“Lets all just relax and try to get on, here would you like a piece of my tangerine. Their really sweet and fresh I picked it from my organic orchard this morning” commented spokesperson Meagan Yoghurt, “After all there’s only one world and we all have to live in it: man, woman, child.  All differing race religions and creeds. If everybody just took a little more time to listen to other peoples arguments instead of acting rashly maybe there could de more calmness and serenity, we need more dialogue – anything can be solved by talking – maybe we should all just learn compromise with each other – I mean no one group can just expect others to march to the beat of their drum using force or god forbid terror could they? – That would just be stupid!,”

A moody, turbulent, aloof yet sensual Rubens Barrichello shows his cufflinks ‘who’s the boss.’

TERROR!

” What we really need is a great big melting pot – come on everybody relax – so yeah maybe the weekly is utter shite – but Just look at ‘The List’ – When was the last time you spent the £2.20 cover price and felt good about yourself? Help yourself to some ‘Death by chocolate’ cake I got it from Marks and Spencers their delicatessen section is just to die for.”

MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS!

If only everyone could get along and give and take a bit more – the world would be a lot better place – that what we fundamentalists think – how about you? I wonder who will win the Formula 1 championship this year, I’ve always rather liked Rubens Barrichello.

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