Shavers Weekly editor and world handstand record holder, Mr Frank Simpson, has spoken for the first time about upcoming shoplifting charges.
Speaking direct from The Glenogle baths in Stockbridge he commented “Christmas is such an expensive time of year, and I love a bit of a chorey. You know hardly anybody uses these baths anymore, maybe somebody should build some flats here instead – Come to think of it that primary school could do with closing down as well. Excuse my nakedness I’ve just never gotten into the habit of wearing a bathing costume. Be sure and get my best side though.”