BIN LADEN WORKING AT DIZZIES

BIN LADEN WORKING AT DIZZIES

After weeks of speculation The Shavers Weekly can exclusively reveal Bin Laden’s whereabouts.

Speaking at a hastily convened press conference at ‘Leather and Lace’ on Infirmary Street, Shavers Weekly editor Frank F.W. De Simpson spoke candidly to a group of young inexperienced  Business A.M. Journalists, “Aye we know where Bin Laddie is and before I start I would to take this opportunity to apologise for the weakness of this punchline in advance. I can reveal that he is working at the Karaoke at Dizzies on Iona street on a Friday. Even though it pains me I feel that it’s my duty to inform you that his favourites are ‘Fool if you think it’s over’ and ‘It’s raining men.”

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