BERLUSCONI IN SHOCK MOVE

Showman, entertainer, Weekly hero and former Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, has shocked his countrymen by deceiding to move to Scotland and umpire in the East Of Scotland Cricket League division 5.

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Speaking to Shavers weekly reporters in Dickens of Dalry, Berlusconi outlined his new aims, “I don’t know what it is about but I just love the sound of it – Umpire Berlusconi – it just has a certain ring to it, add this to the fact that many of the current European Prime ministers  have a deep seated desire to play some part in the East of Scotland cricket association League division 5 and well, there you go. – That has a certain ring to it as well doesn’t it – The East of Scotland cricket asssociation League Division five – hmm nice.”

"Division 5: A typical days play."

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