Category Archives: World of Sport

WHY LEITH BEIGE ARE GETTING IT SO SO SO SO SO WRONG!

WHY LEITH BEIGE ARE GETTING IT SO SO SO SO SO WRONG!

with GUEST COLUMNIST SIR GEOFFREY BOYCOTT. Stupid, stupid, absolutely stupid. Middleton – Stupid, Heinitz  absolutely Stupid. Cornie –Stupid! Mckean – absolutely stupid. Nonsense it’s all nonsense. In my day it wouldn’t have been so stupid. Back to basics is what these lads need to learn. Moxy – stupid! Bilson! – Stupid! Why oh why oh why… Continue Reading →

BEIGE MOVE UP TO SECOND DIVISION AND SAVE ‘UNATTRACTIVE’ LEITH

BEIGE MOVE UP TO SECOND DIVISION AND SAVE ‘UNATTRACTIVE’ LEITH

Local cricketing superheroes Edinburgh Beige have secured a mighty leap up to division 2 and helped save struggling Leith Franklin at the same time. In a magnanimous move not seen since the Tsunami appeal was first launched, the selfless, yet self styled part time professional cricketers/models have decided to hand out a lifeline to the… Continue Reading →

SHAVERS WEEKLY LANDS SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH THE ROCKETS!

SHAVERS WEEKLY LANDS SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH THE ROCKETS!

In a bold move, that’s bound to send shivers through the cycling world, The Shavers Weekly has signed a three-year deal with The Astwood Cove Rocket Cycling Club it can be exclusively revealed! POSITIVE FEEDBACK Taking even more time out from the Horseshoe on Leith Walk Shavers Weekly editor and the under 50’s Scottish hairdresser… Continue Reading →

BEIGE SECURE VICTORY IN SLOVENIA*

BEIGE SECURE VICTORY IN SLOVENIA*

*Moral victory Having traveled over hill and dale, through drought and flood (mainly flood at the cut price drink hypermarket at Calais) on their 16 berth superbus, Local cricketing heroes Edinburgh Beige secured victory on their tour of Slovenia – Having lost all four games (against ex-county opposition)  in the weekend competition (see above), new… Continue Reading →

SCOTTISH ATHLETICS IN DRUGS TURMOIL!

SCOTTISH ATHLETICS IN DRUGS TURMOIL!

A row has broken out between The East and West of Scotland Athletics Associations The Shavers Weekly can exclusively reveal! CAT The disagreement between the two boards concerns the introduction of strict new measures to try and eradicate performance enhancing drugs within the sport. As from February 2005 any athlete using banned substances to try and… Continue Reading →

FAT GERS STARS IN FRESH SCANDAL

FAT GERS STARS IN FRESH SCANDAL

THE FATTEST EXCLUSIVES ARE ALWAYS IN THE WEEKLY! Controversial soccer ace and entrepreneur Derek Johnstone is back in the headlines today after announcing his plans to leave  Lanarkshire. Derek and his company FDJ, which acheived international acclaim with it’s gel filled “Ultimato Tomato” bra, are to quit the area for good. The decision was made after Johnstone… Continue Reading →