Category Archives: Political Analysis

The Sheridan ‘Silverback’ Commemorative Plate

The Sheridan ‘Silverback’ Commemorative Plate

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FLATULENT MSP BLAMED FOR SUBSIDENCE IN CITY

FLATULENT MSP BLAMED FOR SUBSIDENCE IN CITY

House prices in the City’s Royal mile plummeted yesterday after the shock announcement that ‘earthy’ SMP Margo McDonald is to visit St Marys Close below the city Chambers. Many surveyors have long held the belief that McDonald should be barred from the underground and supposedly haunted street. It’s feared that her unpredictable bowel movements could… Continue Reading →

I’M NOT FLATULENT!

-Mcdonald hits back over holyrood roof claim. Flatulent SMP Margo McDonald hit back angrily at reports in the press that she is to blame over the current roof debaucle at Holyrood. Speaking exclusively to the Shavers weekly, The Scotsman, Attitude Magazine, Practical Fishkeeping, Cigar Afficiando and The Daily Record  McDonald flatly denied that her arse was… Continue Reading →

WEEKLY TO LEAD ARMS RACE WITHIN TWO YEARS

HUGE LEAP FORWARD IN TECHNOLOGY PLACES WEEKLY IN WORLD SPOTLIGHT After the news that The Shavers Weekly now has it’s own e-mail address. John Craven, Faye and ‘H’ from Steps are predicting that the little known and even less well-liked periodical could easily be leading the arms race within two years. ELECTRONIC HIGHWAY Speaking on… Continue Reading →

‘BLOWING OFF’ NO LONGER CONSIDERED RUDE

‘BLOWING OFF’ NO LONGER CONSIDERED RUDE

Startling new figures released to The Shavers weekly last night show that Britain’s yob culture is truly spiraling out of control. New crime statistics show that muggings, car crime and certain forms of masturbation are all slightly on the increase, however, more worrying is the trend that youths no longer consider ‘blowing off’ to be… Continue Reading →

EDITOR OUTLINES G8 PLANS

EDITOR OUTLINES G8 PLANS

The seemingly irresistible political rise of Dunfermline based self made millionaire, lap dancing expert and ‘Shavers Weekly’ publisher Mr Frank Sinpson continued apace last night with a press conference at The Maltings on St Leonard Street (Vodka 50p a pop every Wednesday from 7pm onwards). KEBAB Speaking before journalists from all five continents, Simpson began… Continue Reading →