Category Archives: Entertainment

BACK IN THE CLOSET WITH TED HEATH

SPECIAL ‘BEYOND THE GRAVE’ FEATURE LAST MONTH deceased, broken hearted, enthusiastic sailor, somewhat musical and confirmed bachelour SIR EDWARD ‘There was only ever the one girl for me but she got married’ HEATH gave you, the reader a chance to vote by email (frank_fannydeeker_simpson@yahoo.co.uk) for one of six celebrites that most deserved to be placed ‘Back in… Continue Reading →

OH NO IT’S THE FESTIVAL WANKS

TIRED OLD HEADLINE GETS INCLUDED DESPITE BEST EFFORTS OF EDITORIAL STAFF A genuinely tired Shavers Weekly editor, Frank Simpson,  apologised to regular readers yesterday at a hastily convened press conference held in the showroom of Grove Bedding in the Haymarket /Tollcross area. “With the “Oh No It’s The Festival Wanks!” I’ve created a monster that simply… Continue Reading →