Heavy drinking, poor diet and an unsatisfactory sex life can play havoc with the mind. 2008 has gone and it’s time to welcome 2009. But just how much of last year do you really remember? It’s The Shavers Weekly quiz of the year! Answer all the questions correctly and you could win your weight in… Continue Reading →
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SHAVERS WEEKLY – TEACH YOURSELF SWEDISH
LESSON 12: AT THE PORNOGRAPHERS First turn your Shavers Weekly ‘Teach Yourself Swedish’ cassette to track 12 and listen to the ensuing dialogue. Good. Now rewind and listen again. Right. Did you understand that? If not, read the English translation below and then listen again. Voice 1: Good afternoon, shopkeeper. Voice 2: Afternoon sir. Turned… Continue Reading →
TAKE SIX: IS TJ HOOKER BETTER THAN MAGNUM & HOUSTON?
Peter Irvine MBE, 49, Arts supreme and Hogmanay Nuevo-terrorist. Well, in my opinion, and lets run with this if we will, one would have to go with Matt Houston. I’m not just saying this to be contrary – truly I’m not. You really just have to look into the motives of their actions – Hooker:… Continue Reading →
GOING AWAY FOR HOGMANAY?
DON’T FORGET THE SHAVERS WEEKLY ‘AT A GLANCE’ DICTIONARY. Like most of the staff at the Weekly you’ll probably be looking forward to a well-deserved break after all the fuss and hubbub of Christmas. Weekly staff favourites are Paris and Tokyo. Being in a foreign country without being able to communicate can be quite daunting… Continue Reading →
THE SHAVERS WEEKLY TOP 8 ELIGABLE BACHALORS & BACHOLETTES
PETER TOBIN Lives: Prison Plus: You’ll not have to meet him unless you want to Minus: Don’t bother introducing the kids, unless you don’t like them of course. Do: Provide jellies and other substances on visiting days. Don’t: Introduce the kids – Now come on you’ve already been warned! COLIN MONTGOMERY Lives: In a self satisfied world… Continue Reading →
10 THINGS YOU DIDN’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT SANTA CLAUS
1. Father Christmas likes to sport a big white beard.This is because he was caught on video, unshaven,robbing a TSB in Morningside and wishes to maintain his anonymity rather than face a five-year jail sentence with tattooed men interfering with him. 2. Santa is very keen on sexual congress – ladies, why else do you… Continue Reading →
EDITOR TO REFORM TRAVELING WILBURYS
The Great news for Travelling Wilbury fans and Big Frank Simpson enthusiasts is that the 63 year old former Indy Kart champion and Shavers Weekly editor is to reform the Travelling Wilburys for a one off naked performance at The Livingstone Forum. WILBURYS “This great new for everyone who likes to see old men naked… Continue Reading →
BEST OF THE FEST GUIDE! EDINBURGH FESTIVAL 2006
The Shavers Weekly – No nonsense, at a glance, easy to read, at your fingertips, NON DOCTOR, straight forward, STAIN RESISTANT , NON-FLAMABLE, BEST OF THE FEST GUIDE! Confused (dot com)? No need to be now! We’ve despatched our cub reporters all around town to give no nonsense unbiased guide to the hotest tickets this… Continue Reading →
GET IT SORTED – AUG 2006
YOU TELL US WHAT’S WRONG AND WE WILL MAKE SURE IT GETS FIXED (EVENTUALLY) SEX SHOP WINDOWS STAR COMMENT The Jenners Building Princess Street. STOCKBRIDGE STAR COMMENT Richard ‘Pate and Claret’ Demarco – Arts Impresario. SORTED SHAVERS WEEKLY STAFF STAR COMMENT Guy Griffiths Shavers Weekly cub reporter and Young free and single journalist of the… Continue Reading →
PENSIONER UPSET AT MAPPLETHORPE EXHIBIT
As expected the controversial exhibition by Robert Mapplethorpe has gained criticism from Edinburgh’s senior citizen community. POPPERS Speaking exclusively to The Weekly from The City Cafe a pensioner known only as ‘Roxy’ had this to say “Aww dinnae get me startit! I mean what are all those flowers and landscapes doing in there. I paid… Continue Reading →