Category Archives: Celebrity

VORDERMAN MUST DIE!

VORDERMAN MUST DIE!

WEEKLY EDITOR’S CHILLING XMAS MESSAGE Shavers Weekly editor and former Scottish octopus wrestling champ, Mr Frank F.W de Simpson has informed loyal Weekly readers that Countdown Queen CarolVorderman must die. OLD BOOT Speaking at a hastily convened press conference outside Alphabet Video in Marchmont he told enthralled Scotsman journalists some harsh truths “It’s a natural… Continue Reading →

PIA HITS BACK AT WEEKLY SLUR

The Scotsman’s columnist Simon Pia has almost hit back angrily at accusations by the Weekly that his column is, in the main, dull, unreadable and full of unnecessary auld Scots tired ‘tartanallia.’ GRUESOME But, before he could even comment, super tough heavyweight novelist and the official face of Halloween for Scotland Alistair McCall-Smith leapt to… Continue Reading →

BACK IN THE CLOSET WITH TED HEATH

SPECIAL ‘BEYOND THE GRAVE’ FEATURE LAST MONTH deceased, broken hearted, enthusiastic sailor, somewhat musical and confirmed bachelour SIR EDWARD ‘There was only ever the one girl for me but she got married’ HEATH gave you, the reader a chance to vote by email (frank_fannydeeker_simpson@yahoo.co.uk) for one of six celebrites that most deserved to be placed ‘Back in… Continue Reading →