Shavers Weekly editor and Lochgelly’s waiter of the year 1987, Mr Frank Simpson (59) has been named in The Madonna /Guy Ritchie divorce papers. COMPLAINING In the paper Madonna stated that she was leaving Mr Ritchie because of his unreasonable behaviour. This is now known to be because of his complaining whenever Weekly editor Frank… Continue Reading →
Category Archives: Celebrity
JONATHON ROSS: AN APOLOGY
‘The Shavers Weekly (the Paper That Cares) would like to make a formal apology to Jonathon Ross; For too long the Weekly (the paper that cares) Has seen fit to ignore Mr Ross purely for the fact we thought he was getting on fine with his BBC contract and doing ‘quite alright for himself’ but… Continue Reading →
GIRLS ALOUD UPDATE
In a shocking new report that has just reached the Weekly it has been revealed that nine out of ten El Divo fans would rather sleep with Pauline Fowler than Girls Aloud’s Sarah Harding. Continue Reading →
GIRLS ALOUD BRIEF’S
Reports have reached the weekly that nine out of ten Invernessian schoolboys now find Sarah Harding more unattractive than Nicola Roberts. When quizzed about the subject overrated actor Jeremy Irons told us ‘My. What a reversal of fortune.’ Continue Reading →
STARS AND THEIR TATS
Below are a range of celebs and their beautiful tatoos if you (the reader) can match them all correctly and then send a tenner to the usual address you will win a ‘Frank Simpson is god’ t shirt – just too late for xmas. (Answers on Page 10) Continue Reading →
THE SHAVERS WEEKLY TOP 8 ELIGABLE BACHALORS & BACHOLETTES
PETER TOBIN Lives: Prison Plus: You’ll not have to meet him unless you want to Minus: Don’t bother introducing the kids, unless you don’t like them of course. Do: Provide jellies and other substances on visiting days. Don’t: Introduce the kids – Now come on you’ve already been warned! COLIN MONTGOMERY Lives: In a self satisfied world… Continue Reading →
AT LAST! NOEL EDMONDS ANSWERS YOUR TOP 14 MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT…
HIGHLY INTERESTING NEW FEATURE! 1.Why were legendary frontmen Bon Scott and Iggy pop never invited to join the Wilburys? They were not considered good enough to join the lads, added to this was the fact that they might not ‘dig the scene.’ 2. Does the queen like the Wilburys and is she a member of… Continue Reading →
WEEKLY EDITOR UPSET AT GIBSON’S COMMENTS
Shavers weekly editor and Olympic under 21 snail teasing champ 1969, Frank Simpson, waded into the Mel Gibson furore at a hastily convened press conference outside ‘What Nobody Wants’ on the Bridges yesterday afternoon. TINGLY Wearing a pastel blue Mackintosh and matching top hat the 59 year old ex gymnast told reporters that he was… Continue Reading →
CAN YOU MATCH THE STARS, THEIR VOMIT AND THEIR BOTTOMS?
SHAVERS WEEKLY SUMMER FETE 2006 Your are cordially invited (plus 1) to attend BOTTOMS UP SHOWBAR, Lothian Road, on 1st August 2006, 8pm for cocktails, Strictly no denims/trainers. It all happens at the office party as they say! Above we have a selection of snaps from the Shavers Weekly 36th annual Summer fete. Can you, the uninvited reader, match… Continue Reading →
WINNER ON WINNER
Hello readers! below I have produced a series of celebrities that I would definitely (if asked) shag. Continue Reading →