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“I GIVE IT SIX WEEKS”

“I GIVE IT SIX WEEKS”

Weekly editor’s outburst before Royal Wedding Speaking at a hastily convened press conference outside A1 pets on Constitution Street Shavers Weekly editor and all round nice guy Mr Frank Simpson (59) has confused journalists from The Evening News, Scotsman,
The Skinny and even his 
own publication we can 
exclusively reveal! GONORRHEA Firstly he seemed to congratulate… Continue Reading →

LOCAL BAR NOT HAUNTED

LOCAL BAR NOT HAUNTED

Evening News reporters ‘gutted’ at losing potential story A Leith Public House has been found to be no more haunted than Sir Cliff Richards’s underwear drawer it has emerged. Evening news reporters were said to be ‘Incandescent with rage’ at the thought of losing a potential story that could have kept them in business for… Continue Reading →