Category Archives: November 2002

BIN LADEN WORKING AT DIZZIES

BIN LADEN WORKING AT DIZZIES

After weeks of speculation The Shavers Weekly can exclusively reveal Bin Laden’s whereabouts. Speaking at a hastily convened press conference at ‘Leather and Lace’ on Infirmary Street, Shavers Weekly editor Frank F.W. De Simpson spoke candidly to a group of young inexperienced  Business A.M. Journalists, “Aye we know where Bin Laddie is and before I start… Continue Reading →

CUISINE BONUS!

CUISINE BONUS!

with Claris Dickson-Wright Can the Scottish Countryside survive without hunting? Shouldn’t the Hoorays of the Countryside Alliance shove their heather mixture Pringle socks in their capacious, chinless, over toothed mouths and go and do something less boring instead? CLARISSA doesn’t think so – and this time she’s pissed as in angry, because she doesn’t do… Continue Reading →

BIEGE CRICKET CLUB 2002 CAMPAIGN

BIEGE CRICKET CLUB 2002 CAMPAIGN

Following the tragic events of September 11th, the world suddenly seemed a darker, much more dangerous place. The twin evils of fundamentalism and imperialism stalked the globe, threatening to plunge us into total catastrophe. It was against this backdrop that Edinburgh Beige Cricket club began their 2002 campaign knowing that only promotion would ensure that,… Continue Reading →