Category Archives: March 2005

SHERIDAN IN TROUBLE AGAIN AFTER BEING CAUGHT IN WEEKLY REPORTERS BED

SHERIDAN IN TROUBLE AGAIN AFTER BEING CAUGHT IN WEEKLY REPORTERS BED

Following his dismissal from the SSP after The Shavers Weekly front-page expose exposed his sexual misdemeanours The Shavers Weekly can exclusively reveal that Tommy Sheridan has still not learnt his lesson. Matters were still very unclear at the point of going to press (the Weekly decided to print anyway) but it would seem that Mr… Continue Reading →

BEIGE MOVE UP TO SECOND DIVISION AND SAVE ‘UNATTRACTIVE’ LEITH

BEIGE MOVE UP TO SECOND DIVISION AND SAVE ‘UNATTRACTIVE’ LEITH

Local cricketing superheroes Edinburgh Beige have secured a mighty leap up to division 2 and helped save struggling Leith Franklin at the same time. In a magnanimous move not seen since the Tsunami appeal was first launched, the selfless, yet self styled part time professional cricketers/models have decided to hand out a lifeline to the… Continue Reading →

EDITOR PUTS PRESSURE ON JACKSON

FULL DAY OUT DRINKING IN LEITH ENDS IN LITIGATION FOR POPSTAR. Adding to Michael Jackson’s woes this month is the news that Shavers weekly editor, Mr Frank ‘The Lithuanian’ Simpson is to sue him. KEBAB Speaking a hastily convened press conference outside Topkapi kebab house in Tollcross the 59 year old Scottish dumpling throwing champ outlined… Continue Reading →

SHAVERS WEEKLY LANDS SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH THE ROCKETS!

SHAVERS WEEKLY LANDS SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH THE ROCKETS!

In a bold move, that’s bound to send shivers through the cycling world, The Shavers Weekly has signed a three-year deal with The Astwood Cove Rocket Cycling Club it can be exclusively revealed! POSITIVE FEEDBACK Taking even more time out from the Horseshoe on Leith Walk Shavers Weekly editor and the under 50’s Scottish hairdresser… Continue Reading →

THE WEEKLY’S GUIDE TO THE ONLY THREE RESTAURANTS IN EDINBURGH

Bizarre for a large capital city with almost half a million citizens Edinburgh has only three restaurants you’ll want to eat in. They are as follows… (in no particular order) 1.The Tower, Chambers St. Wonderful food with excellent views of the Castle and the Plebeians down below that can’t afford to eat alongside you. 2.The… Continue Reading →