Category Archives: June 2006

FLATULENT MSP BLAMED FOR SUBSIDENCE IN CITY

FLATULENT MSP BLAMED FOR SUBSIDENCE IN CITY

House prices in the City’s Royal mile plummeted yesterday after the shock announcement that ‘earthy’ SMP Margo McDonald is to visit St Marys Close below the city Chambers. Many surveyors have long held the belief that McDonald should be barred from the underground and supposedly haunted street. It’s feared that her unpredictable bowel movements could… Continue Reading →