Category Archives: December 2005

PRINCE NEDWARD!

PRINCE NEDWARD!

PRINCES VOYAGE OF VULGARITY STUNS LOCALS Residents were shocked in Scotland’s capital last month after a visit by Prince Edward. His late night outing has seen him dubbed Prince ‘Nedward’ by some of the nations tabloids. FRONT BUM First stop was Bottoms Up Showbar on Lothian Road where staff were both shocked and disgusted when… Continue Reading →

VORDERMAN MUST DIE!

VORDERMAN MUST DIE!

WEEKLY EDITOR’S CHILLING XMAS MESSAGE Shavers Weekly editor and former Scottish octopus wrestling champ, Mr Frank F.W de Simpson has informed loyal Weekly readers that Countdown Queen CarolVorderman must die. OLD BOOT Speaking at a hastily convened press conference outside Alphabet Video in Marchmont he told enthralled Scotsman journalists some harsh truths “It’s a natural… Continue Reading →