Category Archives: August 2004

FIRST MINISTER DENIES CLAIM

Scotland’s first minister, Jack McConnell, has denied claims that he met local DJ Stuart Calvert at the City nightclub after the M.T.V. awards in Edinburgh last November. Calvert who DJ’s at “Talcum Explosion” on a Thursday night at CC’ Blooms has himself recently denied claims that he ‘played for the other side while dressed as… Continue Reading →

10 WAYS TO TELL THAT SHAGGY HAS NOT JUST BEEN ROUND TO ‘SORT OUT YOUR DODGY PLUMBING’

10 WAYS TO TELL THAT SHAGGY HAS NOT JUST BEEN ROUND TO ‘SORT OUT YOUR DODGY PLUMBING’

1. Shaggy seems different to when he started the plumbing. Cagey when asked about progress and generally overall more secretive. 2. When bedtime arrives your wife is wet and keen, but seems strangely distant. 3. After a few months of regular visits your plumbing seems no better than it was at the start – unlike… Continue Reading →

10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ‘IGLOO BUILDING’ THIS SUMMER!

10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ‘IGLOO BUILDING’ THIS SUMMER!

Everyone’s at it – and no fucking wonder –it’s fucking barry! It’s Igloo building! That’s right, Igloo building!! First immortalised in Irvine “Stewarts Melville” Welsh’s groundbreaking novelette Trainspotting and now fully endorsed by the likes of Kirsty Wark and Sheena Mcdonald (not to mention the late Donald ‘Taj Mahal’ Dewar). The scintillating pastime of building… Continue Reading →

YEZ AR AU STARS, SO YEZ UREVEN THE ANES THAT URNEY – AUG 2004

YEZ AR AU STARS, SO YEZ UREVEN THE ANES THAT URNEY – AUG 2004

With Charlie Millar Hair Products in conjunction with Geouuff! Aquarius You Aquarians have it so easy! You’ve probably experienced the living hell of human torture that is Bruntsfield links. 36 (Yes that’s right 36!)  miniature playing holes of golf designed to drive the brain to its furthest destiny. With only a tawdry trip to ‘Ye… Continue Reading →