Category Archives: April 2006

FUNDAMENTALISTS NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT RELEGIOUS BIAS IN THE WEEKLY

FUNDAMENTALISTS NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST BIT BOTHERED ABOUT RELEGIOUS BIAS IN THE WEEKLY

HEADLINES CONTINUE TO GROW IN LENGTH! Responding to reports of religious favoritism in The weekly a group of fundamentalists have told reporters that they remain unmoved by the storm of protest. CONFLICT! “Lets all just relax and try to get on, here would you like a piece of my tangerine. Their really sweet and fresh… Continue Reading →

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: THE GREAT SMOKING DEBATE –  APRIL 2006

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: THE GREAT SMOKING DEBATE – APRIL 2006

Dear Sir, Having followed with some interest the correspondence regarding the impending smoking ban, I am disappointed that no-one thus far has considered the matter from the standpoint of the professional wino. Many of these colourful characters – whose antics as they rattle half-jaked around Hunter Square, shouting at parked cars and reeking of piss,… Continue Reading →

TOM BAKER TO TAKE OVER WORLD

by Davina Mcall. After his success as the increasingly tedious voice over on the brutally overrated comedy show “Little Britain. Tom Baker has unveiled plans that would see him taking over the world by 2011 (provided his chronic hemorrhoid situation does not worsen. reports Weekly potential tyrant correspondent Davina McCall. WITCHY POO McCall who herself… Continue Reading →

I’M NOT FLATULENT!

-Mcdonald hits back over holyrood roof claim. Flatulent SMP Margo McDonald hit back angrily at reports in the press that she is to blame over the current roof debaucle at Holyrood. Speaking exclusively to the Shavers weekly, The Scotsman, Attitude Magazine, Practical Fishkeeping, Cigar Afficiando and The Daily Record  McDonald flatly denied that her arse was… Continue Reading →