Author Archives: Shavers Weekly

The Lost Issue

The Lost Issue

Finally, Big Frank has given permission to publish online the ‘lost issue’ of the Shavers Weekly from August 2007 Festival. This issue had been misplaced by staff and was latter described as boring and lacking in appeal. It featured some heavyweight celebrities such as Jacque Costeau, Andy Murray and Noel Edmonds . You can read it… Continue Reading →

“I GIVE IT SIX WEEKS”

“I GIVE IT SIX WEEKS”

Weekly editor’s outburst before Royal Wedding Speaking at a hastily convened press conference outside A1 pets on Constitution Street Shavers Weekly editor and all round nice guy Mr Frank Simpson (59) has confused journalists from The Evening News, Scotsman,
The Skinny and even his 
own publication we can 
exclusively reveal! GONORRHEA Firstly he seemed to congratulate… Continue Reading →

LOCAL BAR NOT HAUNTED

LOCAL BAR NOT HAUNTED

Evening News reporters ‘gutted’ at losing potential story A Leith Public House has been found to be no more haunted than Sir Cliff Richards’s underwear drawer it has emerged. Evening news reporters were said to be ‘Incandescent with rage’ at the thought of losing a potential story that could have kept them in business for… Continue Reading →